Monday 27 September 2010

Font Roundup

I was going to do this later with some pics but got bored, so will give a little summary and add some photos later.

After the first 3 days of efforts we had a rest day as everyone was suffering.

Fri 17th

After trying an early morning hit on Fourmis Rouges, I was shut down greasing off the previous sessions high point attempting to get my right foot on somewhere near my groin greasing backwards off the left sloper/right rail. The sun was up fairly early and i didn't feel warmed up at all. Big Boss also shut me down cold, so I went down the hill and managed to tick off the right eit to Bleau's Art - Tina, Hier kommt die Sahne, which is a great compression problem.


On the recommendation of Ben Farley we visited Bois Rond and Drei Zinnen in the evening ticking off some great problems, the best of which was probably La Bombe Humaine or Pantoum.


Sat 18th

Isatis was on the menu with it being another warm and sunny day. We warmed up around the Surprises area and headed over to l'Arrache Coeur. I had watched some videos so had an idea of what was required and on the first attempt, was on the last 2 crimps walking my feet around for about 15 seconds or so until I greased off backwards! What was to come was not really expected as I failed to find the knee bar for a good few attempts and scraped a lot of skin off my leg in the process! The kneebar padding idea came only when it was a little late and I was to suffer with a seeping leg wound for the next few days.

The best attempt was fingers on the top but not curled around and I gave in as my skin got too thin trying to bone on the greasy crimps. We also saw team 5.10.wad walk past with the imp sized enzo leading the way (he later crushed an 8B in this heat!)

I ticked off a few consolation problems on the flash such as abdolobotamy (which felt hard) and Surplomb Feuillete which was very good + the esoteric crack dyno la ou finit la Raie des Fesses from a low start.

Sun 19th

We had planned a rest day but me and Mike got too keen to climb again, so we ventured out to Buthiers for a short session. We flashed through all of the essentials until all the 6's were done then walked over to Magic Bus.

With a good nights sleep under their belts it proved a short visit as Sean then Mike both walked up it in fine style. On to the Partage bloc.

The two lines were truly inspiring and I got psyched for trying attention chef D'Ouevre. After padding out a fairly bombproof landing zone, the boots were on and I made my way up through some nice Gaston finger locks/layaways. There was a brief foot pop out of a small pocket but I managed to hold on and fight through to the end. A very good problem.

The last trip of the night was a rematch on a non wet Lady Big Claques which unsurprisingly felt a lot easier this time and I got up it on the first attempt. Another classic 7a.

Mike got close but kept forgetting his sequences and it then became a bit too dark to see anything.

Mon 20th

Apremont was the not so wise choice, as the sun was high in the sky early on and beating down in what was probably the hottest day of the trip.

I lounged about in the shade with Hoppo eating as the others warmed up. It was too hot in the Ju Jitsu area so we went up to Science Friction which was still in the shade. I set up the camera and watched with much mirth as Mike, Sean and Mark all tackled this desperate piece of choss.

Sean did a controversial left hand version which is about 5b but the main event eluded him. Mike basically got set to grab the top and lost balance a couple of times and Mark nearly lost the will to live!

Sensing a need for some achieving, I took them over to Fleur de Rhum and mentioned that 'even Millso did this one', so they knew it required nothing more than some boning and pulling with minimal footwork!

It was also in the shade which helped a lot and one by one they all took it down including a random Norwegian guy built like a tank who had come with us up from the Science Friction area. You could see the fear in Mike Psyche as he spotted miles below this gargantuan man praying for him not to come hurtling down.

We moved around the block to look at Hercules. Me and Sean got absolutely spanked for quite a while until Mike psyche had the vision and using his new sequence, we just about got across for this most desperate of 7a ticks.

We had a brief look at Egoiste but it was super sweaty and nobody could hold on to the arete, so we bailed further across to have a quick go on Marginal Droite. I got to the last move on the flash psyche then greased off backwards in what were terribly humid conditions. The rock had retained the days heat and there was zero wind. With another 2 poor efforts, I finally unleashed the overcrimp and crimped every single greasy sloper into submission in an act which would surely have horrified (if not suprprised) Huthwaite from our earlier grit days out!

Tues 21st

Me and Sean took a rest day and followed the others around Cuisiniere. I pointed them at problems to try and they didn't get on too well, so I scoured the memory banks and remembered Bizarre Bizarre. After really struggling on the first 2 attempts, Mark called upon the power of Noor and campussed his way up some non holds inbetween the big ones and was on top in a flash. Mike struggled with the guppy, so had a go on Karma instead which ended at the first hold :D

We then went over to Petit Paradis to have a look at Fat Woman and after working a sequence or two, Mike managed an ascent as it went very dark. Mark struggled with the greasy lip this time and had to admit defeat.

Weds 22nd

Feeling stronger than 10 bulls, me and Hoppo decided today was the day to start achieving. We managed to get out the campsite before 9.30am and hit Cuvier hard. As we warmed up in the Marie Rose area, we came across an odd couple, one of whom looked like a body building penguin from Hull and the other a bit like a balding rings gymnast. They seemed quite friendly so we spent the morning in their company getting the lowdown.

As it was already boiling hot aka 25 degrees, it was now or never. We went to the Carnage bloc and padded it out, beat it with some towels and started the final attempts. On my first go on Berezina, I finally got matched on the slimps, had a bit of a brain freeze and went left hand again to a terrible slopey nothing and peeled off. Sean had a couple of goes on Carnage warming into the moves and I failed to match again for about 5 attempts.

Mark then pointed out that my left foot wasn't flagging to the correct place. Upon this small detail, great success was achieved as I got the match and then shook my way through the font 5 top out as directed by Lee. It was really nice to get this classic ticked in this heat after the shutdown in March and April.

Clearly inspired, Sean then dispatched Carnage in the most static fashion I have seen.

We then bailed to Milly for Lunch as the heat rose to 26.

Not finished for the day, we went to Sablons and I was made up to get Modulor done and then Jokari droite. An epic shutdown occured on the 7a+ arete uphill and we called it a day.

Thurs 23rd

The last day was spent at 95.2 in baking conditions but we sought out the shade and were once again rewarded.

After trying Ange naif righthand (7a+?!) and never getting closer than blind slaps around the lip, we decided to try the harder original version. I must say it was a surprise to flash it, and it felt about 7a! I thought the dyno looked a fair bit trickier having watched Neil on it in one of his videos, so tried this next and stuck it first try also! I've never done a 7c dyno but plenty of 7a+ to 7b's that felt harder than this. I then rounded off the stupid jumping with the superb double dyno Jafesse Connexion Airline to the left.

Mike psyche then destroyed the original Naif after doing some negative touches to the top and we moved around the corner.

I fought through the greasy heat and got Jete Michaud, then Bloc a Bertrand ticked off and we went to Rudeboy. Mike did Duel dans la lune and we worked out the direct version pieds dans la lune only for a massive thunder shower to put an end to it.

After another lunch stop in Milly, we checked out a steep cave in Elephant after Scott had recommended it as a wet weather venue. The book didn't really give us a clue about what went where so we just did laps on the brilliant tufa line to the lip and then attempted the left exit believing this to be a stout 7a+ called Equivogue (turns out it is 7b+). We aped about doing some bathangs wishing we had the core of Steve McClure and went back the campsite.

Summary

Team Rich&Mark = 82 points
Team Sean&Mike = 32 points

Schooling over till next time ;)

Thursday 16 September 2010

3 Days on

Hello from the forest.

The team are currently still in bed after a brutal 3 days of slab shutdowns and power failures on numerous font classics.

Seeing as we need a rest day I'll do a quick recap of whats been going on...

Mon 13th

We got to Maisonbleau around 10.30am feeling a bit white after no sleep since 7am on Sunday morning and immediately went and crashed out, managing about 3 hours sleep before the psyche to climb got too high.

Buthiers was the venue of choice being just down the road and we warmed up over at Tennis area. I quickly sandbagged Sean and Mike by doing a lap of Marmelade (a terriblly sandy piece of choss) and laughed as they flailed. I went back on to try get it on film and got shutdown too! haha.

Myself and Sean were really keen for Nemesis as it looked piss on bleau.info so we padded it out and then received a lesson for about 30 minutes until we had to wave the white flag ashamed of our efforts (we felt too short and are both 6"2!).

We headed over to the Piscince area and got on with some classic easier lines from the essentials guide and then padded out Lady Big Claques. The flash was going well until a violent grease off and me and Mike got no higher than on our first goes! Ben Farley is a wad.

Deciding we were just too strong for this shit we bailed over to the grotty roof of Magic Bus and I managed to almost get the flash only to scrape a pad hitting the break. It was in the bag 2nd try and I willed on Sean, Mike and Mark to get another ascent but sadly it was almost pitch black and we were all fatigued.

Tues 14th

Rejuvinated from a good nights sleep, we headed to Petit Bois and wandered around trying to find some non green warmups. They were to be found just uphill from La Baleine and were all really good mantle topouts that left your elbows begging for mercy!

We retreated down the hill and got Big Jim padded out. I filmed as the others all got to the last move but didn't commit to the slap. I got bored of heckling, so booted up and got the retro flash, then another lap to get it on film.

They declared it tweaky... and I quote from Sean Hoppo "I didn't come to climb this pex hill shit!".

We went over to La Baleine and everyone agreed it was a stunning line. After dropping the rail on go number 1, Sean suggested a higher right foot and hey presto, next go it was done, for what I think is one of my top 5 problems in font.

Mike psyche came the closest to another ascent but it didn't quite happen.

We then hit Elephant as it stays light a little later than most venues.

We all did Lepreaux and le Voie Michaud and I managed Lepreaux Direct after realising the big sidepull wasn't in.

I recalled Barre Fixe looking nice and steep as well as soft for 7b+, so ran over there and got a bit of a left hand tweak form trying to crank on a mono. I changed sequence and got to the slap to the jug and found this hard, so had to refine once more. It went down 3rd go using some twisty moves and a bit of a girly scream to the jug.

With the moon fully out, me and Mark found Le Coeur and I booted up in the dark. I pulled on and crossed over to get the heart, matched it and scrambled my feet up on to smears to stab into the hanging seam. I campussed over with my left and then mauled the top not being able to see any footholds! A victory flash for blind thuggery.

Wed 15th

Feeling a bit wrecked from the first 2 days, we had a slower start, mincing around carrefour and buying some fly team shoes in Decathlon. New Feel shoes could be the greatest bargain of all time for a mere 9 euros per pair! I'll get a photo uploaded in due course. T Mills would approve.

We warmed up at Cuvier and then watched in disbelief as Mike almost flashed Marie Rose only to punter the 2nd to last move. He then watched me cruise up it in fine style and dispatched it with ease. Sean followed and Mark was havingtrouble with his dodgy fingers on the left crimp/pinch high up, so opted to leave it for now.

We headed over to do Red 35 and thought it would be in the off piste 6a and above guide but turns out it is 5+ even though it took 100% effort to get up.

I decided to find a 7a that the team could ascend and goaded them round the corner into trying Pif Paf, a fun looking double dyno to two slopers and an easy top out.

Lady luck was on our side and after myself and sean scrambled up it, Mike psyche (the most undynamic man in climbing) levitated serenely up to the slopers and cruised the top. It was left for Mark to complete the team ascent and after a couple of hairy moments, he was stood atop but paying the price with a couple of bloody tips :()

It was a bit warm at Cuvier so we headed down the path to Bleau's Art to find it in the shade and in prime condition. I patted chalk on to the wonderful curving grips and then booted, chalked and flashed it to my amazement.

Mike then got his crush on and walked up it on about his 3rd try. The others were resting and saving skin, so we headed up to have a look at the Big 4. I put pads underneath Watchtower and chalked up but upon feeling the right hand pull on hold, I decided a split tip was not ideal on day 3 of 12, so shifted over to have a quick go on Fourmis Rouges to see if it was realistic.

It felt a bit weird and off balance on the first 2 goes, but on go number 3 I managed to get up the crackline and jump out to the top left pinch. I started to get my right foot on the smear to rock in to the top but both hands pinged off with grease and a lack of energy. I only had another go and was powering out matching before the jump to the pinch, so we called it a day and went home for beer and an excellent chilli.

Apologies for the lack of pictures as we have no cable to get them off the camera and on to the laptop. There is a fair bit of footage so far, so hopefully we can climb something of note and make it an entertaining watch!



Sunday 5 September 2010

Gearing up for font Trip #3

After the recent misery of injury troubles I'm not quite out of the woods yet but have managed to climb 4 days on in Dartmoor without pain and only minor swelling that went away after a day.
The trip!
Friday 27th August

Myself and Mark left my house at the unearthly hour of 6am and sped, via the Wirral to a sunny Dartmoor (partaking in some mid morning pastry eating on the way).

We spent the half day at Bonehill in blazing heat and took a while to get accustomed to balancing/open handing everything and avoiding slapping or pulling!

The best of the problems were a wall to the right of the Wave and the very good almost highball Rippled wall.

Saturday 28th
We hit up Easdon rocks on the recommendation of O and on first appearance it was all a bit underwhelming after fighting up through mud and gauze.

While Bex and Mark decided not to bother, I got psyched and did some of the warmups. The rock was a bit scrittly and the top outs dirty but the climbing was ok. The highlights were a V3 sitter from a flake into a traverse on large shelves and wonderful chickenhead features and Easdon Crack.

Easdon Arete was the line of the crag but I got shut down on the move to the small ball feature. I couldn't believe it was 7a+ but discovered I should have bounced my left foot up once the heel was in place. I'd love to try this when it's a bit colder.

The second crag of the day was Hound Tor. A bit poor problem wise I thought but Prowed and the stand to Alan Smith were worthwhile. I thought the sitter would be pretty straight forward but struggled to pull on for more than a couple of seconds and couldn't move either my left or right hand towards the next hold! I didn't try for long not wanting to injure the right middle again.

Sunday 29th

The best day of the trip was definitely the visit to Combeshead Tor. The walk in was long but very picturesque with some points of interest such as some abbey ruins and very nice views up at the top. There was a nice wild and isolated vibe up at the boulders, with just a few sheep and the wild horses for company.

I would definitely recommend a visit if you are in the area and after an easy circuit of quality problems. Sharp arete, The easy cracks on the Hanging Flakes boulder, Hanging Groove, Hanging Flakes, The Sloper problem and the dyno from undercuts were all very good.

Monday 30th

We finished off our Dartmoor trip with a visit to Saddle Tor in what turned out to be the most boiling day of the trip. The others were feeling a bit lethargic after 3 days of skin grating circuit training. So I once again got the psyche on and warmed up with some solo's and the great Bjorn again. This was followed by some scary aretes and a cool board style 7a+ eliminate to the right of Bjorn. I got fully shut down on Dancing Queen and Foal's Chopper sliding off what I think were the holds?! It all felt desperate in the full sun.

We moved downhill to the Hidden traverse area and did a team ascent of the traverse with the sketchy topout adding to the entertainment.

The best problem was definitely the wonderful Rich's Tick, that involved an easy span, some body tension and a lovely bit of grit style wrestling to conquer the hanging lip.

The trip was rounded off with a trip into Widecombe to enjoy an amazing cream tea before we headed back to Liverpool in what seemed a never ending traffic jam... although I did enjoy the stop off at Burger King to purchase a fine Aberdeen Angus & Bacon cheeseburger.

Saturday 4th September
After coming out the other side of a 4 day trip of easy volume, I felt ready to test the waters further and went with a large scouse contingent to Newbiggin in the South Lakes.
It was a beautiful setting if a bit lowball. After a brief warmup of 3 move wonders, I managed to bag a fast ascent of Slap arete and repeated it using a total of 3 methods whilst Hoppo flailed and declared it shit!

We moved to the Fridge which felt like climbing out of a phone box without touching the sides. This featured a really nice first move and good body tension compression afterwards. I just about flashed it and then watched Hoppo do a controversial heel toe lock version ;) Owen, Andy and Chessie Si all followed with equally fast repeats.

The main event of the day for me was the wonderful Ingleborough Wall. After flapping about like a dying seal, Ben F showed the way with a double inverted palm footless mantle of death, getting his belly on and then slapping to the distant break. He added the sit next go and declared it Castle Hill 6C+/7A (reaffirming my gut feeling that I should never venture here!).

After a bit of a battle I eventually got it done from standing. A brief 5 min rest and I was lay prone on top once again, only for my left palm to ping off... I fired off the lip scraping all the way to land in a heap of pads with a girly scream.

The heckles of the rabble were all that were necessary to fire up the psyche and it was dispatched next go with a desperate lunge for the top break as both hands came off and I balanced perilously.

We moved on to Dalton to go find Umbongo. The 500m walk turned out to be more like 1.5k but what we found was not too bad. Ben walked up it. I tried a spoony method and had to swap to ben's method to get it next try as did Sean. Owen and Chessie weren't feeling the love and opted to abuse.

Fully schooled in the South Lakes rules. We then did 5 methods between the 3 of us to ensure at least 1 tick that Greg couldn't call us on!

It was a good day out and my finger isn't too bad today. Hopefully pushing it a little each time will get it back to full fitness by the end of my font trip and I can look forward to getting back in the cave without fearing popping or tearing.